in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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