when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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