i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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