cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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