Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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