Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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