P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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