ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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