you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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