how can u be prego again
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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