"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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