Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Don't make out with my wife yet
Do vagina's smell?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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