Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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