there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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