i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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