yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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