He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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