Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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