Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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