My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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