I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Panties = found
Randomize
