Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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