This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
