I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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