well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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