Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Green mimosas i think yes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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