where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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