Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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