Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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