problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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