They should really pass out barf bags in church
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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