is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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