The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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