So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Come on in and take your pants off
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