There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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