They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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