We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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