sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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