I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oh god the rape fog is back!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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