All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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