just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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