went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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