i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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