Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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