im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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