I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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