I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
