I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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