can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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