I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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