Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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