I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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